Pithy Comments

Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

“Health foods make me sick.” (Calvin Trillon)

A pithy comment a day keeps the blues away. 
 Of course, it won’t do much to keep the Reds away, they still want to rule the world.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

From the IRS Manual: Birth Control Pills are not deductible, unless they don’t work.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Pithyness is in the eye of the beholder, in the ear of the listener and in the brain of the reader.
(Pithyness wins, three (3) to one (1).