Posts Tagged ‘Satire’
October 6, 2009
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009October 1, 2009 (Special)
Thursday, October 1st, 2009President Obama has Proposed a New Olympic Event – check out http://egrumps.com. (cut and paste the link into your browser). It’s a little more than a pithy comment, more like a pithy thought (very pithy!)from eGrumps.
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Census – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — March 27, 2010
Saturday, March 27th, 2010A small deviation from my usual format, but I believe the subject is quite important. Thomas Jefferson said: “The whole of government consists in the art of being honest.” eGrumps says: “No comment!”
To: Robert M. Groves, Director U. S. Census
Dear Mr. Groves:
I have previously posted about your (our)(America’s) problem with the census you are taking. (See my posts of March 18 and March 22) I wrote about the enclosure letter I received with the census form and the separate letter that your Department subsequently sent. BOTH of them said, in effect – fill out the census form and mail it in right away. The problem was that the form asked for information as of April 1, 2010, and your department wanted it mailed in prior to that date. By common logic, common sense and basic intelligence, that information could not be provided accurately.
In case you can’t figure it out – let me state it again. I can not give you a report in March, 2010, telling you who is living in my house on April 1, 2010. I can’t tell you his or her sex, race or anything else about him or her, in advance – so stop bugging me.
Now – I have received a post card bearing your signature, you probably didn’t sign it personally, stating “It is important that you respond…If you have not responded please provide your information…” I simply cannot do that, so stop wasting the government’s time and money asking me to do the impossible.
Somehow, Mr. Groves your conduct reminds me of Congress where they keep passing bills they haven’t read and don’t really understand the consequences. Your conduct casts a pall over the whole census procedure and should, I submit, invalidate the census. I don’t believe you have the guts to admit that you are invalidating the census procedure, but it should be retaken because you are telling everyone to do what can’t be truthfully done. You want the American public to lie, plain and simple.
You are making a mockery of U. S. Government statistics, but what else is new?
Cordially
eGrumps
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