Pithy Comments » Marital Humor http://pithycomment.com A Subprime Website Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:40:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Wife One-Liners – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) – July 25, 2010. http://pithycomment.com/2010/07/25/wife-one-liners-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-july-25-2010/ http://pithycomment.com/2010/07/25/wife-one-liners-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-july-25-2010/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:17:16 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=1272 The only reason I turned down an extramarital affair is because my wife found the key to my gun cabinet.

Treat your wife with respect. Don’t hit her in front of her relatives.

Countless conflicts can be avoided by walking out on your wife for years at a time.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got a girlfriend.

I knew my wife was getting suspicious when she stopped reading Vogue and started reading Guns and Ammo.

Always speak to your wife is soothing, patronizing tones.

One common myth states that hitting is no way to solve a marital dispute, but studies show that is not always the case.

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