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Last Words, Famous — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comment (from eGrumps) — April 7, 2010.

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Throughout history, there have been a number of famous last words. They probably weren’t intended as being last words, but…. Here are a few:

1. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it.

2. The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one.

3. Pull the pin and count to what.

4. Which wire was I supposed to cut?

5. Gee, that’s a cute tatoo.

6. Don’t be so superstitious.

7. That’s odd.

8. I guarantee you’ll like going to

http://pithycomment.com

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Famous Last Words – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 7, 2010

admin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:21:00 +0000

Famous Last Words:

1. Don’t be so superstitious.

2. Now watch this!

3. Rat poison only kills rats.

4. I can do that with my eyes closed.

5. These are the good kinds of mushrooms.

6. This doesn’t taste right.

7. I wonder where the mother bear is?

8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?

9. I’ve seen this done on TV.

10. Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.

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FAMOUS LAST WORDS — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – January 5, 2010

admin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 03:50:54 +0000

Famous Anonymous Last Words (You realize, of course, that if the person hadn’t died, they would not have been anonymous)

Pithy Comments » Last Words

Last Words, Famous — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comment (from eGrumps) — April 7, 2010.

Throughout history, there have been a number of famous last words. They probably weren’t intended as being last words, but…. Here are a few:

1. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it.

2. The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one.

3. Pull the pin and count to what.

4. Which wire was I supposed to cut?

5. Gee, that’s a cute tatoo.

6. Don’t be so superstitious.

7. That’s odd.

8. I guarantee you’ll like going to

http://pithycomment.com

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Famous Last Words – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 7, 2010

Famous Last Words:

1. Don’t be so superstitious.

2. Now watch this!

3. Rat poison only kills rats.

4. I can do that with my eyes closed.

5. These are the good kinds of mushrooms.

6. This doesn’t taste right.

7. I wonder where the mother bear is?

8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?

9. I’ve seen this done on TV.

10. Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.

_____________________________________________

FAMOUS LAST WORDS — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – January 5, 2010

Famous Anonymous Last Words (You realize, of course, that if the person hadn’t died, they would not have been anonymous)

Don’t Panic!

eGrumps, have you any grenades left, throw me one.

I know how to handle a flame thrower.

He’s probably just hibernating.

It’s probably just a rash.

Of course it’s sterile.

So, you’re a cannibal.

We are now flying over Iraq.

Why do these candles say T-N-T.

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Pithy Comments » Last Words

Last Words, Famous — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comment (from eGrumps) — April 7, 2010.

Throughout history, there have been a number of famous last words. They probably weren’t intended as being last words, but…. Here are a few:

1. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it.

2. The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one.

3. Pull the pin and count to what.

4. Which wire was I supposed to cut?

5. Gee, that’s a cute tatoo.

6. Don’t be so superstitious.

7. That’s odd.

8. I guarantee you’ll like going to http://pithycomment.com

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Famous Last Words – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — February 7, 2010

Famous Last Words:

1. Don’t be so superstitious.

2. Now watch this!

3. Rat poison only kills rats.

4. I can do that with my eyes closed.

5. These are the good kinds of mushrooms.

6. This doesn’t taste right.

7. I wonder where the mother bear is?

8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?

9. I’ve seen this done on TV.

10. Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.

_____________________________________________

FAMOUS LAST WORDS — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – January 5, 2010

Famous Anonymous Last Words (You realize, of course, that if the person hadn’t died, they would not have been anonymous)

Don’t Panic!

eGrumps, have you any grenades left, throw me one.

I know how to handle a flame thrower.

He’s probably just hibernating.

It’s probably just a rash.

Of course it’s sterile.

So, you’re a cannibal.

We are now flying over Iraq.

Why do these candles say T-N-T.

________________________________________

8. I guarantee you’ll like going to

http://pithycomment.com