Posts Tagged ‘Last Words’
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010
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Throughout history, there have been a number of famous last words. They probably weren’t intended as being last words, but…. Here are a few:
1. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it.
2. The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one.
3. Pull the pin and count to what.
4. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
5. Gee, that’s a cute tatoo.
6. Don’t be so superstitious.
7. That’s odd.
8. I guarantee you’ll like going to
http://pithycomment.com
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Sunday, February 7th, 2010
Famous Last Words:
1. Don’t be so superstitious.
2. Now watch this!
3. Rat poison only kills rats.
4. I can do that with my eyes closed.
5. These are the good kinds of mushrooms.
6. This doesn’t taste right.
7. I wonder where the mother bear is?
8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
9. I’ve seen this done on TV.
10. Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Last Words, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
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Monday, January 4th, 2010
Famous Anonymous Last Words (You realize, of course, that if the person hadn’t died, they would not have been anonymous)
Don’t Panic!
eGrumps, have you any grenades left, throw me one.
I know how to handle a flame thrower.
He’s probably just hibernating.
It’s probably just a rash.
Of course it’s sterile.
So, you’re a cannibal.
We are now flying over Iraq.
Why do these candles say T-N-T.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Last Words, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
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Last Words, Famous — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comment (from eGrumps) — April 7, 2010.
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Thanks to all of you who recommended Pithy Comments to your friends. My ranking in the Google count-a-meter went up from a web site traffic ranking of 3,846,201 to*********. Sorry, I don’t want to tell you how successful your efforts have been because I don’t want you to slack off. Believe me – it has been a BIG improvement, very big. Please keep referring my site to your friends. I don’t think you will lose their friendship, but if you do, they weren’t very good friends in the first place. Actually, in thinking about that, maybe your friends were smarter than you thought. Nah – can’t be.
Throughout history, there have been a number of famous last words. They probably weren’t intended as being last words, but…. Here are a few:
1. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it.
2. The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one.
3. Pull the pin and count to what.
4. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
5. Gee, that’s a cute tatoo.
6. Don’t be so superstitious.
7. That’s odd.
8. I guarantee you’ll like going to
http://pithycomment.com
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Last Words, Pithy Comment, Wit
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