Posts Tagged ‘Homeland Security’
Saturday, January 9th, 2010
eGrumps pick for the biggest joke of the year (so far) — Janet Napolitano of the Department of Homeland Security. (Her performance and statements have been so sad that they are actually funny.) (It’s unlikely she will ever be topped.)(It is also unlikely that she will be relieved from
her position)
The purpose of studying economics is to avoid being deceived by economists.
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” (Lily Tomlin)
When the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping.
They said it couldn’t be done, and they were right, we couldn’t.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Homeland Security, Humor, Janet Napolitano, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Pithy Comment
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Sunday, December 27th, 2009
The Pithy Comment Award of the Year (probably of the Decade ending in three days)
I hate to include this in Pithy Comments, but it is so ludicrous as to be funny: Janet Napolitano, Director of US Homeland Security on TV this Sunday stated the airline security “system worked” because her department responded properly after the attack. That the attack was “foiled” by a bad detonator and some civilian passengers is proof, she claims, that her agency is doing everything right.
eGrumps comment: “How stupid does she think people are. “
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — January 9, 2010
Saturday, January 9th, 2010eGrumps pick for the biggest joke of the year (so far) — Janet Napolitano of the Department of Homeland Security. (Her performance and statements have been so sad that they are actually funny.) (It’s unlikely she will ever be topped.)(It is also unlikely that she will be relieved from
her position)
The purpose of studying economics is to avoid being deceived by economists.
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” (Lily Tomlin)
When the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping.
They said it couldn’t be done, and they were right, we couldn’t.
_______________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Homeland Security, Humor, Janet Napolitano, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Pithy Comment
Posted in Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit | No Comments »