Pithy Comments » Funny Greeting Cards http://pithycomment.com A Subprime Website Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:40:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Greeting Cards You Never Saw in the Store — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) – June 26, 2010 http://pithycomment.com/2010/06/26/greeting-cards-you-never-saw-in-the-store-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-june-26-2010/ http://pithycomment.com/2010/06/26/greeting-cards-you-never-saw-in-the-store-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-june-26-2010/#comments Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:11:41 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=1218 “Congratulations on your wedding day. Too bad no one likes your wife.”

“If I only get one thing for Christmas, I hope it is your sister.”

“As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the things you have given me. Like the need for therapy.”

“I must admit you brought religion into my life.l I never believed in Hell before.”

“Congratulations on your new baby. Did you ever find out who the father was?”

“Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad.” (available only in Arkansas.)

“Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.”

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and eGrumps favorite:

“Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday – so we are having you put to sleep.”

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