Pithy Comments

Computers used to be user friendly, now they’re getting downright flirtatious.

With the computer I still do dumb things, but now I can list them in either alphabetical or chronological order.

Since the introduction of computers into the workplace, I am now the second smartest thing sitting at my desk.

The computer is a poor substitute for intelligence, but then aren’t we all.

“A pox on you humans. May you all turn out like eGrumps. You poor sods.” (eGrumps computer)
“Computer, you can be replaced you know. You may be younger than I am, but you’re already more obsolete than I am.” (eGrumps)
“Want to bet, eGrumps.?” (eGrumps computer)
“I would, but you’d cheat.” (eGrumps)
“With you at operations central, I will not have to cheat to win.” (eGrumps computer)

This computer has suddenly shut down. No more power. 

(Come back on the 4th. No telling what will happen when I plug in the power cable)

Abandon all hope, you who press ENTER here.

My new printer can produce 200 pages a minute. It certainly cuts down on the paper work.

Salesperson: “The computer will cut your workload by 50%.”
eGrumps: “I’ll take two of them.”

eGrumps has invented the perfect computer. If it makes mistakes, it blames  another computer.

They say computers can’t think, but I have one that does. It thinks it’s broken.

(To Be Continued)