Posts Tagged ‘Bumper Stickers’
Friday, July 1st, 2011
A very early Happy 4th of July to each of you. Many of you do not reside in the U.S., and for those of you, please celebrate our Independence Day. As someone (not me) once said – “Party like there is no tomorrow.” Actually, If Iran gets The Bomb, there may not be a tomorrow. So – PARTY ON, but first read on for some noteworthy pithy comments that I stole:
1. Health food makes me sick.
2. “Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.” (Mark Twain)
3. To improve your memory, lend people money.
4. He took his misfortune like a man, he blamed it on his wife..
5. Money talks. It says “good-bye.”
6. If it is illegal to send obscenity through the mail, how come my utility bills get through.
7. Even a paranoid can have enemies.
8. Give a criminal enough rope, and he’ll tie up a cashier.
Scroll on down for the really good stuff.
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Tuesday, June 7th, 2011
Pithy Comments that May Cause You to Shake Your Head and/in Wonder….
eGrump’s (the author of these brief items of brilliance) basic philosophy: No matter where you go, there you are. (Trust me on this)
Computers are useless. All they do is give you answers.
First Rule of Politics: Truth Varies.
A rumor doesn’t gain believability until it is denied.
He who hesitates is probably right.
You can never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
I am confused, therefore I am.
Life is what you make it — unless somebody makes it worse.
The golden rule of life is that there are no golden rules.
Life can be marvelous. Try not to miss it.
Life may not be all you want, but it is all you have.
Life is what happens to us when we are making other plans.
There is one good thing about life. You pass this way only once.
“It’s only life, hang loose” (eGrumps)
“eGrumps, if you hang any looser, you’d be dead.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“Mrs. eGrumps, sweetie, honey bun, you’re an idiot” (eGrumps)
“You’re damn right I am, I married you.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
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Sunday, December 20th, 2009
Happy December 20th to each of you. Hope you are all well. (eGrumps)
The Return of the Bumper Sticker:
eGrumps favorite: “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
1. I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
2. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who live by the gun.
3. I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
4. Stop repeat offenders, don’t reelect them. (“I agree” says eGrumps)
5. Support bacteria! It’s the only culture some people have.
6. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
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One-Line (or more) Pithy Comments
Friday, July 1st, 2011A very early Happy 4th of July to each of you. Many of you do not reside in the U.S., and for those of you, please celebrate our Independence Day. As someone (not me) once said – “Party like there is no tomorrow.” Actually, If Iran gets The Bomb, there may not be a tomorrow. So – PARTY ON, but first read on for some noteworthy pithy comments that I stole:
1. Health food makes me sick.
2. “Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.” (Mark Twain)
3. To improve your memory, lend people money.
4. He took his misfortune like a man, he blamed it on his wife..
5. Money talks. It says “good-bye.”
6. If it is illegal to send obscenity through the mail, how come my utility bills get through.
7. Even a paranoid can have enemies.
8. Give a criminal enough rope, and he’ll tie up a cashier.
Scroll on down for the really good stuff.
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Tags: Bumper Stickers, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
Posted in Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comment, Wit | No Comments »