Pithy Comments » Advice http://pithycomment.com A Subprime Website Sun, 13 May 2012 23:58:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Success and Good Advice – One Liners — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — July 22, 2010 http://pithycomment.com/2010/07/22/success-and-good-advice-one-liners-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-july-22-2010/ http://pithycomment.com/2010/07/22/success-and-good-advice-one-liners-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-july-22-2010/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 03:21:39 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=1266 If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught.

Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.

If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a number of times.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Take the road not taken. The leaves crunch much louder.

A picture is worth 500 to 1500 words, depending on how good looking you are.

I have all the answers. It’s just that most of them are not right.

The more you cry, the less you have to pee.

___________________________________________

]]> http://pithycomment.com/2010/07/22/success-and-good-advice-one-liners-jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-july-22-2010/feed/ 0