Pithy Comments

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught.

Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.

If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a number of times.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Take the road not taken. The leaves crunch much louder.

A picture is worth 500 to 1500 words, depending on how good looking you are.

I have all the answers. It’s just that most of them are not right.

The more you cry, the less you have to pee.

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