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Sunday, April 12th, 2009

“I’m very bad at arithmatic. I can count from 1 to 100,
but I have trouble putting the numbers in order.”
eGrumps

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Sunday, April 12th, 2009

“Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall
was Betsy Ross, and all she ever made was a flag.”
Mae West

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Sunday, April 12th, 2009

“Reality is something the human race doesn’t handle very well.”
Gore Vidal

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Saturday, April 11th, 2009

“Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.”
(Malayan proverb)

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Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Laughter is the best medicine, but you’ll die anyhow.

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Obama, Seder and the Somali Pirates

Friday, April 10th, 2009

President Obama, after holding the first Passover Seder in the White House, for those of the Jewish faith who are on his staff, has learned of the action of the Somali Pirates in holding an American citizen hostage. Having read historical sayings of prior sages of the Jewish community, in other situations, felt it appropriate to issue the following comment: “Let my people go!”

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Friday, April 10th, 2009

“It’s good to obey the rules when you’re young so that
you’ll have enough strength to break them when you’re old.”

Mark Twain

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Thursday, April 9th, 2009

“I are a college graduate.”
eGrumps

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Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

When you need to knock on wood is
when you first realize
that today everything is made of metal or plastic.

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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

“Health foods make me sick.” (Calvin Trillon)

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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

A pithy comment a day keeps the blues away.
Of course, it won’t do much to keep the Reds away, they still want to rule the world.

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Monday, April 6th, 2009

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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Monday, April 6th, 2009

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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Sunday, April 5th, 2009

From the IRS Manual: Birth Control Pills are not deductible, unless they don’t work.

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Saturday, April 4th, 2009

I hate neckties. No man ever did any creative thinking with a noose around his neck.

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Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Pithyness is in the eye of the beholder, in the ear of the listener and in the brain of the reader.
(Pithyness wins, three (3) to one (1).

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Archive for the ‘Pithy’ Category

“I’m very bad at arithmatic. I can count from 1 to 100,
but I have trouble putting the numbers in order.”
eGrumps

“Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall
was Betsy Ross, and all she ever made was a flag.”
Mae West

“Reality is something the human race doesn’t handle very well.”
Gore Vidal

“Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.”
(Malayan proverb)

Laughter is the best medicine, but you’ll die anyhow.

Obama, Seder and the Somali Pirates

“It’s good to obey the rules when you’re young so that
you’ll have enough strength to break them when you’re old.”

Mark Twain

“I are a college graduate.”
eGrumps

Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

When you need to knock on wood is
when you first realize
that today everything is made of metal or plastic.

“Health foods make me sick.” (Calvin Trillon)

A pithy comment a day keeps the blues away.
Of course, it won’t do much to keep the Reds away, they still want to rule the world.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

From the IRS Manual: Birth Control Pills are not deductible, unless they don’t work.

I hate neckties. No man ever did any creative thinking with a noose around his neck.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Pithyness is in the eye of the beholder, in the ear of the listener and in the brain of the reader.
(Pithyness wins, three (3) to one (1).

Dedication

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eGrumps Websites

Copyright 2010 eGrumps

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Archive for the ‘Pithy’ Category

“I’m very bad at arithmatic. I can count from 1 to 100, but I have trouble putting the numbers in order.” eGrumps

“Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall was Betsy Ross, and all she ever made was a flag.” Mae West

“Reality is something the human race doesn’t handle very well.” Gore Vidal

“Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.” (Malayan proverb)

Laughter is the best medicine, but you’ll die anyhow.

Obama, Seder and the Somali Pirates

“It’s good to obey the rules when you’re young so that you’ll have enough strength to break them when you’re old.” Mark Twain

“I are a college graduate.” eGrumps

Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

When you need to knock on wood is when you first realize that today everything is made of metal or plastic.

“Health foods make me sick.” (Calvin Trillon)

A pithy comment a day keeps the blues away. Of course, it won’t do much to keep the Reds away, they still want to rule the world.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

From the IRS Manual: Birth Control Pills are not deductible, unless they don’t work.

I hate neckties. No man ever did any creative thinking with a noose around his neck.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Pithyness is in the eye of the beholder, in the ear of the listener and in the brain of the reader. (Pithyness wins, three (3) to one (1).

Dedication

Blogroll

eGrumps Websites

Copyright 2010 eGrumps

Contact Me

“I’m very bad at arithmatic. I can count from 1 to 100,
but I have trouble putting the numbers in order.”
eGrumps

“Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall
was Betsy Ross, and all she ever made was a flag.”
Mae West

“Reality is something the human race doesn’t handle very well.”
Gore Vidal

“Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.”
(Malayan proverb)

“It’s good to obey the rules when you’re young so that
you’ll have enough strength to break them when you’re old.”

Mark Twain

“I are a college graduate.”
eGrumps

When you need to knock on wood is
when you first realize
that today everything is made of metal or plastic.

A pithy comment a day keeps the blues away.
Of course, it won’t do much to keep the Reds away, they still want to rule the world.

Pithyness is in the eye of the beholder, in the ear of the listener and in the brain of the reader.
(Pithyness wins, three (3) to one (1).