Pithy Comments » Pithy http://pithycomment.com A Subprime Website Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:40:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — October 22, 2009 http://pithycomment.com/2009/10/21/jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-october-22-2009/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/10/21/jokes-humor-pithy-comments-from-egrumps-october-22-2009/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:59:31 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=690 eGrumps’ Mother speaking to him when he was a mere child: “Every family tree always produces nuts.” (“Boy, was she right!” Mrs. eGrumps)(“Did I ask you?” eGrumps)

Nowadays a miser is one who lives within his income.

The dull thing about taking the straight and narrow path is you never run into any of your friends.

He has the awful flower disease….he’s a blooming idiot.

No matter how busy people are, they always have time to stop and tell you how busy they are.

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The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do.

]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/05/03/123/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/30/108/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/30/108/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:08:17 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=108 If you cheat on your diet – you gain in the end.

My kid brother was sent from heaven. They must like it quiet up there.

The big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/30/108/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/27/98/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/27/98/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:18:50 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=98 Politics is the art of looking for trouble
finding it, misdiagnosing it,
and the misapplying the wrong remedies

Some man hit my fender
and I told him
“Be fruitful and multiply”
but not in those words.

Dearie, if sex were fast food
there’d be an arch over your bed!

 

]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/27/98/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/25/95/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/25/95/#comments Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:17:21 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=95 “It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times.
I can remember when the air was clean
and sex was dirty.”  George Burns

“I can remember when the drug stores had the
cigarettes in plain view and the condoms behind the counter.”
Concerned Parent

“I can’t remember anything.”
eGrumps

 

]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/25/95/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/23/92/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/23/92/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:34:07 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=92 It’s not the voting that is democracy, it’s the counting. ]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/23/92/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/22/90/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/22/90/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:05:39 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=90 He couldn’t even tell the truth in his diary. ]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/22/90/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/21/89/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/21/89/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:54:16 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=89 Her Motto:  Think, Mink ]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/21/89/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/20/87/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/20/87/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:11:52 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=87 Birds of a feather flock together
and then poop on your car. ]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/20/87/feed/ 0 http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/20/86/ http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/20/86/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:15:29 +0000 admin http://pithycomment.com/?p=86 If you rear-end a car on the freeway,
your first move should be to hang up the phone. ]]> http://pithycomment.com/2009/04/20/86/feed/ 0