Archive for the ‘Pithy’ Category
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
If you cheat on your diet – you gain in the end.
My kid brother was sent from heaven. They must like it quiet up there.
The big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
Monday, April 27th, 2009
Politics is the art of looking for trouble
finding it, misdiagnosing it,
and the misapplying the wrong remedies
Some man hit my fender
and I told him
“Be fruitful and multiply”
but not in those words.
Dearie, if sex were fast food
there’d be an arch over your bed!
Saturday, April 25th, 2009
“It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times.
I can remember when the air was clean
and sex was dirty.” George Burns
“I can remember when the drug stores had the
cigarettes in plain view and the condoms behind the counter.”
Concerned Parent
“I can’t remember anything.”
eGrumps
Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009eGrumps’ Mother speaking to him when he was a mere child: “Every family tree always produces nuts.” (“Boy, was she right!” Mrs. eGrumps)(“Did I ask you?” eGrumps)
Nowadays a miser is one who lives within his income.
The dull thing about taking the straight and narrow path is you never run into any of your friends.
He has the awful flower disease….he’s a blooming idiot.
No matter how busy people are, they always have time to stop and tell you how busy they are.
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