Pithy Comments

Science is true. Don’t be misled by facts.

When working toward the solution of a problem
it always helps when you know the answer.

Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t get worse.

I’m now at the age where I’ve got to prove I’m just as good as I never was.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

If it wasn’t for my faults, I’d be perfect.

“I don’t want to make the wrong mistake.” (Yogi Berra)

Women like silent men. They think they are listening.

“One has two duties – to be worried and not to be worried.” (E. M. Forester)

“Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision?”
Marilyn Monroe

Oh Lord give me patience… NOW!

Celibacy is not heredity.

Buy old masters.
They bring better prices than young mistresses

There is never enough time,
Unless you’re serving it.

“I am a deeply superfical person.” (Andy Worhol)

A woman with a past attracts men who hope history will repeat itself.

At critical times, the authorities always claim they have no authority.

“Few men know how to kiss well, fortunately I’ve always had time to teach them” (Mae West)

I have two basic problems. I think everyone else is better
than  me, and so do they.

Everything goes when you get older. eGrumps grandson
asked him if he’d like him to read the paper to him,
and he said “What?”

My house is such a mess that the termites tried to have me exterminated.

Random events tend to occur in groups.

A bureaucracy is an organization that has raised stupidity to the status of a religion.

The universe is not user-friendly.

If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years