Pithy Comments

Just because eGrumps prefers blondes, that doesn’t make him a gentleman.

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love, and find out she has money.

Nothing’s happening. I think life has put me on hold.

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like and do what you’d rather not.” (Mark Twain)

He keeps telling me he is on my side, but then, so is appendicitis!

One thing I was taught at school was that double negatives are a complete no-no.

My sister is going out with an undertaker. She’s sure he only wants her for her body.

2009 Half Gone – Time Flies When You’re Having Fun -
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eGrumps

The best way to start a fire is to have two pieces of wood,
one of which must be a match.

Hollywood – where people accept you for what you’re not.

“Doctor, I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.”

A few thoughts about “old age.”

1. I must be getting old, I can’t take “yes” for an answer.

2. I don’t think I’ll lust much longer.

3. My parents are having an age problem. He won’t act his,
and she won’t tell hers.

4. The worst thing is growing old by yourself.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in five years.