eGrumps basic philosophy: “Nothing is so simple that it can’t be screwed up.”
If you believe everything you read, don’t read (Except for Pithy Comments, of course).
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them.
Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
The difference between a pig and a fox is about four drinks.
An adult is someone who is old enough to know better.
People have dogs for pets. Cats have people for pets.
IMPORTANT: The sure proof that intelligent life exists on other planets is that no one has bothered to make contact with us.
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One Line Comments, Except Where There Are Two Lines, Random Thoughts – Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments from eGrumps: His Tribute to Labor Day – “No Matter What Your Aim in Life, No Matter What Your Goal. Keep Your Eye Upon the Doughnut, and Not Upon the Hole.”
eGrumps basic philosophy: “Nothing is so simple that it can’t be screwed up.”
If you believe everything you read, don’t read (Except for Pithy Comments, of course).
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them.
Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
The difference between a pig and a fox is about four drinks.
An adult is someone who is old enough to know better.
People have dogs for pets. Cats have people for pets.
IMPORTANT: The sure proof that intelligent life exists on other planets is that no one has bothered to make contact with us.
___________________________________________________
Tags: eGrumps, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, September 6th, 2010 at 12:56 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.