Murphy was an optimist!
Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
Money can’t buy love, but it can get you in a great bargaining position.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Every man (woman) has a scheme that will not work.
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
____________________________________________________
Tags: eGrumps, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Murphy's Laws, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted
on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.
Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part ???), Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments -from eGrumps – September 2, 2010
Murphy was an optimist!
Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
Money can’t buy love, but it can get you in a great bargaining position.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Every man (woman) has a scheme that will not work.
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
____________________________________________________
Tags: eGrumps, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Murphy's Laws, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.