It isn’t premarital sex if you don’t get married.
The second day of a diet is easier than the first. By the second day you are off of it.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Prayers are always answered. Unfortunately, the answer is usually “no.”
I am in the prime of senility.
The wages of sin are unreported.
The more you cry, the less you have to pee.
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.
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Premarital Sex and Other One Line Classics of Wit and Humor – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps.
It isn’t premarital sex if you don’t get married.
The second day of a diet is easier than the first. By the second day you are off of it.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Prayers are always answered. Unfortunately, the answer is usually “no.”
I am in the prime of senility.
The wages of sin are unreported.
The more you cry, the less you have to pee.
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.
_____________________________________________
Scroll down for other brilliant one-line jokes, unless you have something better to do with your time, which I find hard to believe, and if you think you do have something better to do, your priorities are screwed up.
_____________________________________________
Tags: eGrumps, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, August 23rd, 2010 at 8:29 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.