Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the right size screw.
An adult is someone who knows better.
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Things aren’t always what they seem. Usually they are worse.
Owners of digital watches. Your days are numbered.
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One-Liners that Rock (Part Four) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps – August 15, 2010
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the right size screw.
An adult is someone who knows better.
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Things aren’t always what they seem. Usually they are worse.
Owners of digital watches. Your days are numbered.
_________________________________________________
Tags: Computer Jokes, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, August 15th, 2010 at 8:50 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.