Some times too much to drink isn’t enough.
My short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore I am perfect.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Reality is an illusion that occurs only due to a lack of alcohol.
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One-Liners that Rock (Part Three) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps – August 9. 2010
Some times too much to drink isn’t enough.
My short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore I am perfect.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Reality is an illusion that occurs only due to a lack of alcohol.
____________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, August 9th, 2010 at 8:25 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.