If anyone is really interested in how I got the name of eGrumps, and why would you be, check out the sidebar in http://egrumps.com
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“When God made man, she was only joking.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“You’re an idiot, Mrs. eGrumps” (eGrumps)
An adult is someone who knows better.
Life is a bitch, and then you marry one — and then you die.
“The more I think of men, the less I think of them.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “You’re still an idiot, sweetheart.” (eGrumps)
“Those who think they can see through women are missing a lot.” (eGrumps)
A hangover is simply too much blood in the alchol stream.
No matter how great your triumphs, or how tragic your defeats, approximately One Billion Chinese couldn’t care less.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
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One-Liners that Rock (Part Two) — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – 8/7/2010
If anyone is really interested in how I got the name of eGrumps, and why would you be, check out the sidebar in http://egrumps.com
_______________________________________________________
“When God made man, she was only joking.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“You’re an idiot, Mrs. eGrumps” (eGrumps)
An adult is someone who knows better.
Life is a bitch, and then you marry one — and then you die.
“The more I think of men, the less I think of them.” (Mrs. eGrumps) “You’re still an idiot, sweetheart.” (eGrumps)
“Those who think they can see through women are missing a lot.” (eGrumps)
A hangover is simply too much blood in the alchol stream.
No matter how great your triumphs, or how tragic your defeats, approximately One Billion Chinese couldn’t care less.
_________________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, August 7th, 2010 at 11:29 am and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.