Always try to do things in chronological order, it’s less confusing that way.
A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind.
He who laughs last hasn’t passed out yet.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women. But you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. (Mrs. eGrumps likes that one liner but what does she know, she married me.)
CAUTION: “Objects under T-shirts are larger than they appear.”
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
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One-Liners that Rock (Part One) — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – 8/4/2010
Always try to do things in chronological order, it’s less confusing that way.
A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind.
He who laughs last hasn’t passed out yet.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women. But you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. (Mrs. eGrumps likes that one liner but what does she know, she married me.)
CAUTION: “Objects under T-shirts are larger than they appear.”
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
_____________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 at 9:32 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.