Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
Not tonight dear – I have a modem.
There is no gravity. Earth sucks!
To all you virgins – thanks for nothing.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t face drugs.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ________________________________________
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One Line Advice for Living – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps – August 1, 2010.
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
Not tonight dear – I have a modem.
There is no gravity. Earth sucks!
To all you virgins – thanks for nothing.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t face drugs.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, August 1st, 2010 at 1:03 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.