The only reason I turned down an extramarital affair is because my wife found the key to my gun cabinet.
Treat your wife with respect. Don’t hit her in front of her relatives.
Countless conflicts can be avoided by walking out on your wife for years at a time.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got a girlfriend.
I knew my wife was getting suspicious when she stopped reading Vogue and started reading Guns and Ammo.
Always speak to your wife is soothing, patronizing tones.
One common myth states that hitting is no way to solve a marital dispute, but studies show that is not always the case.
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Wife One-Liners – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) – July 25, 2010.
The only reason I turned down an extramarital affair is because my wife found the key to my gun cabinet.
Treat your wife with respect. Don’t hit her in front of her relatives.
Countless conflicts can be avoided by walking out on your wife for years at a time.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got a girlfriend.
I knew my wife was getting suspicious when she stopped reading Vogue and started reading Guns and Ammo.
Always speak to your wife is soothing, patronizing tones.
One common myth states that hitting is no way to solve a marital dispute, but studies show that is not always the case.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Marital Humor, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, July 25th, 2010 at 5:17 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.