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Success and Good Advice – One Liners — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — July 22, 2010
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught.
Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.
If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a number of times.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Take the road not taken. The leaves crunch much louder.
A picture is worth 500 to 1500 words, depending on how good looking you are.
I have all the answers. It’s just that most of them are not right.
The more you cry, the less you have to pee.
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