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Nutritional (etc.) One Line Jokes – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps – July 15, 2010.
I am a nutritional overachiever.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Some times age comes alone.
Don’t be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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