Computer One-Liners (Dedicated to Murphy, Father of the Satirical One-Liner) – (Stolen by eGrumps from Someone Who Stole Them From Someone Else (Who Had Previously Stole Them, etc.) – July 15, 2010
Be aware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Bug? That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Home is where the computer is plugged in (or has access to Wi-Fi).
You had mail, but the computer deleted it as being boring.
Warning Keyboard not found. Press Enter to continue.
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Computer One-Liners (Dedicated to Murphy, Father of the Satirical One-Liner) – (Stolen by eGrumps from Someone Who Stole Them From Someone Else (Who Had Previously Stole Them, etc.) – July 15, 2010
Be aware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Bug? That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Home is where the computer is plugged in (or has access to Wi-Fi).
You had mail, but the computer deleted it as being boring.
Warning Keyboard not found. Press Enter to continue.
To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
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This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 at 10:40 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.