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Murphy’s Committee Rules – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps — July 11, 2010.

The following Committee Rules should always be followed by any intelligent committee member, or even those who may not be intelligent:

1. Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

2. Don’t say anything until the meeting is half over. This stamps you as being wise.

3. Be as vague as possible. This prevents you from iritating others.

4. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

5. Be the first to move for adjournment. This will make you popular — it is what everyone has been waiting for.

eGrumps advice:

Never, ever join a committee, unless either (i) you want to lose your friends on the committee, or (ii) you are the sole member.

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