Obscure Murphy’s Comments are currently on vacation. He’s cashed his unemployment check, and is seeking obscurity to dream up more obscure one-liners. (Scroll down to see his most recent obscurities.)
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.
Sex is like air. It isn’t important unless you are not getting any.
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
So you’re a feminist. Isn’t that cute?
The world is coming to an end, please log off.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
There is no gravity – the earth sucks.
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One-Liners from History – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – from eGrumps – July 10, 2010
Obscure Murphy’s Comments are currently on vacation. He’s cashed his unemployment check, and is seeking obscurity to dream up more obscure one-liners. (Scroll down to see his most recent obscurities.)
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.
Sex is like air. It isn’t important unless you are not getting any.
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
So you’re a feminist. Isn’t that cute?
The world is coming to an end, please log off.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
There is no gravity – the earth sucks.
_______________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, July 10th, 2010 at 5:25 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.