“eGrumps is a genius” (Murphy)
“eGrumps is an egotistical idiot.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“I always though Murphy was a brilliant judge of character.” (eGrumps)
The object is to die young as late as possible.
In an underdeveloped country, don”t drink the water. In a developed country, don’t breathe the air.
Nothing is ever done for the right reason.
Everything breaks down.
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
eGrumps First Law of Drinking – “You can’t fall off the floor.”
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Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part Five) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – From eGrumps — July 7, 2010
“eGrumps is a genius” (Murphy)
“eGrumps is an egotistical idiot.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“I always though Murphy was a brilliant judge of character.” (eGrumps)
The object is to die young as late as possible.
In an underdeveloped country, don”t drink the water. In a developed country, don’t breathe the air.
Nothing is ever done for the right reason.
Everything breaks down.
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
eGrumps First Law of Drinking – “You can’t fall off the floor.”
______________________________________________________
Scroll on down for more obscure laws.
_______________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Murphy's Laws, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 7th, 2010 at 8:01 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.