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Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part Four) Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – July 5, 2010.
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man (or woman).
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
eGrumps slogan, originally from some Murphy imitator (like me): Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.
When you’re up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.
If you are feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Murphy's Laws, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, July 5th, 2010 at 2:45 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.