Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part Three – to be continued eventually – maybe tomorrow) Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – July 4, 2010.

eGrumps Law (to Hell with Murphy’s Obscure Laws!): Happy Fourth of July!

All right, here a few more of Murphy’s Obscure Laws:

1. Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

2. Every man (and woman) has a scheme that will not work.

3. When in doubt, mumble.

4. For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.

5. The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant: the population is growing.

eGrumps favorite:

6. If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

(For Parts One and Two of Murphy’s Obscure Laws – scroll down. As a matter of fact, scroll down even further for lots of Pithy Comments)


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