Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part Two – to be continued eventually – maybe tomorrow) Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – July 3, 2010.
I visit http://pithycomment.com, therefore I am. (You probably will not believe that is one of Murphy’s laws. You’re probably wrong. If eGrumps was known to Murphy, it would have been Murphy’s first law. I believe I am at a logical impasse here. )
A man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
In specifications, Murphy’s Law supersedes Ohm’s.
Never say “oop’s” in the Operating Room. (This was actually Dr. Murphy’s Law).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. (Murphy was never very good at grammar – The sentence ends in a proposition, oop’s, that should be “preposition.” That shows you where my mind is.)
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Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part Two – to be continued eventually – maybe tomorrow) Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – July 3, 2010.
I visit http://pithycomment.com, therefore I am. (You probably will not believe that is one of Murphy’s laws. You’re probably wrong. If eGrumps was known to Murphy, it would have been Murphy’s first law. I believe I am at a logical impasse here. )
A man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
In specifications, Murphy’s Law supersedes Ohm’s.
Never say “oop’s” in the Operating Room. (This was actually Dr. Murphy’s Law).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. (Murphy was never very good at grammar – The sentence ends in a proposition, oop’s, that should be “preposition.” That shows you where my mind is.)
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
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