HAPPY JULY 1 – WE’RE HALFWAY THROUGH 2010 – AND THEN – 2011 – BIG DEAL – I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE HALFWAY THROUGH 1910 (at least I think it was 1910).
“I am in the prime of senility.” (Stolen by eGrumps from someone older than he is. Hard to believe someone is older than me, and still using the Internet)
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Prayers are always answered. Unfortunately the answer is usually “NO!”
Famous fortune cookie saying: “You love Chinese food.”
“My wild oats have turned to prunes and all-bran.” (Stolen by eGrumps.)
“Money isn’t everything. There is also VISA, MasterCard, Discover and American Express. (Also stolen by eGrumps)
“We are what we pretend to be.” (Kurt Vonnegutt, Jr.)
“So?” (eGrumps)
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Senility, Status Quo and Other Non-Famous One-Liners (Should I have said “Infamous One-Liners?) Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments from eGrumps (July 1, 2010)
HAPPY JULY 1 – WE’RE HALFWAY THROUGH 2010 – AND THEN – 2011 – BIG DEAL – I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE HALFWAY THROUGH 1910 (at least I think it was 1910).
“I am in the prime of senility.” (Stolen by eGrumps from someone older than he is. Hard to believe someone is older than me, and still using the Internet)
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Prayers are always answered. Unfortunately the answer is usually “NO!”
Famous fortune cookie saying: “You love Chinese food.”
“My wild oats have turned to prunes and all-bran.” (Stolen by eGrumps.)
“Money isn’t everything. There is also VISA, MasterCard, Discover and American Express. (Also stolen by eGrumps)
“We are what we pretend to be.” (Kurt Vonnegutt, Jr.)
“So?” (eGrumps)
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Tags: Funny, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, July 1st, 2010 at 7:22 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.