Murphy’s Obscure Laws (Part One – to be continued eventually – maybe tomorrow) Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – June 30, 2010.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Every man has a scheme that will not work (except for eGrumps).

Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.

eGrumps law of fighting – When your opponent is down, kick him.

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

eGrumps law of love: She  who is silent consents.

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