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Greeting Cards You Never Saw in the Store — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) – June 26, 2010
“Congratulations on your wedding day. Too bad no one likes your wife.”
“If I only get one thing for Christmas, I hope it is your sister.”
“As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the things you have given me. Like the need for therapy.”
“I must admit you brought religion into my life.l I never believed in Hell before.”
“Congratulations on your new baby. Did you ever find out who the father was?”
“Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad.” (available only in Arkansas.)
“Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.”
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and eGrumps favorite:
“Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday – so we are having you put to sleep.”
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Tags: Funny Greeting Cards, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
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