If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
When the lights are out all women are beautiful, or
When the lights are out, all men are handsome. “eGrumps, you are never handsome, even with the lights out.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“What I have to endure Just to publish these comments for the edification of humankind, that excludes Mrs. eGrumps, who last time I looked with the lights on, was not a member of humankind. I couldn’t even start to speculate as to what”kind” she is or what tribe(s) threw her out. I think she must have been scaring the children.” (eGrumps)
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Laws that are Eternal (and Unnatural) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments – (from eGrumps) – June 5, 2010
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
Every person has a scheme that will not work.
The other line moves faster.
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
When the lights are out all women are beautiful, or
When the lights are out, all men are handsome.
“eGrumps, you are never handsome, even with the lights out.” (Mrs. eGrumps)
“What I have to endure Just to publish these comments for the edification of humankind, that excludes Mrs. eGrumps, who last time I looked with the lights on, was not a member of humankind. I couldn’t even start to speculate as to what”kind” she is or what tribe(s) threw her out. I think she must have been scaring the children.” (eGrumps)
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