Growing old is not all bad. In fact, it is good karma. Think about it. “I age. Therefore…I…still ….am.
The fundamental flaw in OBamacare is that doctors don’t get paid until you are sick.
Affirmative Action -isn’t.
The definition of a baby boomer is someone who jogs five miles a day but can’t find the energy to take out the garbage.
Atheists make lousy parents because they have no faith in their children.
Optimists age like wine. Pessimists age like milk.
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Aging – Old Age Begins When You Start Swapping Meds with your parents. Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — June 4, 2010
Growing old is not all bad. In fact, it is good karma. Think about it. “I age. Therefore…I…still ….am.
The fundamental flaw in OBamacare is that doctors don’t get paid until you are sick.
Affirmative Action -isn’t.
The definition of a baby boomer is someone who jogs five miles a day but can’t find the energy to take out the garbage.
Atheists make lousy parents because they have no faith in their children.
Optimists age like wine. Pessimists age like milk.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Friday, June 4th, 2010 at 7:40 pm and is filed under Funny, Humor, Pithy Comments, Uncategorized, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.