“Sex is a killer.” Want to die happy?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Never confuse having a career with having a life. (“eGrumps, you have neither.” Mrs. eGrumps)
Teenager with nose rings, baggy pants and spike hair to a friend. “I don’t really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go.”
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Never say “OOPS.” Always say “Ah, interesting.”
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Stress, Opinions and Other Memorable One-Line Jokes (from eGrumps, modest purveyor of one-line jokes) — May 26, 2010
“Sex is a killer.” Want to die happy?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Never confuse having a career with having a life. (“eGrumps, you have neither.” Mrs. eGrumps)
Teenager with nose rings, baggy pants and spike hair to a friend. “I don’t really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go.”
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Never say “OOPS.” Always say “Ah, interesting.”
__________________________________________________
Check out http://egrumps.com for latest on Pres. Obama, the oil spill, and playing golf.
__________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010 at 9:24 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.