T-Shirt message on 96-year old woman at senior’s meeting: “It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember a damn thing.”
Nothing gives a Grandparent more of a chill than when his grandchildren call and ask if he’s made out a will.
An old timer can remember when the air was pure and the sex was dirty.
eGrumps asked Mrs. eGrumps if she thought she could communicate with the dead. Sure, she said, I can hear you quite clearly. If all the money wasn’t in her name, I’d have divorced her years ago.
The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
There’s no fool like an old fool, unless he’s got money.
They are NOT wrinkles, they’re laugh lines. (“You betcha – I’m all for that!” eGrumps)
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Seniors’ Comments – “Old Age Isn’t for Sissies” – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – May 25, 2010
T-Shirt message on 96-year old woman at senior’s meeting: “It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember a damn thing.”
Nothing gives a Grandparent more of a chill than when his grandchildren call and ask if he’s made out a will.
An old timer can remember when the air was pure and the sex was dirty.
eGrumps asked Mrs. eGrumps if she thought she could communicate with the dead. Sure, she said, I can hear you quite clearly. If all the money wasn’t in her name, I’d have divorced her years ago.
The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
There’s no fool like an old fool, unless he’s got money.
They are NOT wrinkles, they’re laugh lines. (“You betcha – I’m all for that!” eGrumps)
__________________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Old Age, One Line Jokes, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 at 9:05 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.