What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If you must chose between two evils, pick the one you haven’t tried before.
Mrs eGrumps has suggested that when I die I leave my body to science fiction. I think she wants me to visit her relatives.
Every so often I go to the window, look up, and smile for the satellite picture.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
I think — therefore I’m single.
Arizona Governor to illegal aliens. Don’t want to be racially profiled, my advice: Go Home. That’ll solve your problem.
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Maxims and Questions of Life – One-Line Ones, Anyhow – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps, One of America’s Truly Great, Modest Humorists) – May 22, 2010.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If you must chose between two evils, pick the one you haven’t tried before.
Mrs eGrumps has suggested that when I die I leave my body to science fiction. I think she wants me to visit her relatives.
Every so often I go to the window, look up, and smile for the satellite picture.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
I think — therefore I’m single.
Arizona Governor to illegal aliens. Don’t want to be racially profiled, my advice: Go Home. That’ll solve your problem.
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, May 22nd, 2010 at 5:30 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.