When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
A bird in the hand is dead.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
The first discovery of Christmas morning: “Batteries not included.”
If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.
A column about errors will contain errors.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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One-Liners to Live By (Or to Die for, Depending on Your Point of View) — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — May 18, 2010.
When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
A bird in the hand is dead.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
The first discovery of Christmas morning: “Batteries not included.”
If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.
A column about errors will contain errors.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
_____________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 at 8:19 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.