People are living longer these days. When the Angel of Death calls, he gets an answering machine.
I just bought an answering machine. It’s not working too well. Maybe the fact that I don’t have a telephone has something to do with it.
Why is it that whenever you return a call left on your answering machine, you get the other person’s answering machine?
I’ve solved the problem of getting messages on my answering machine. It says, “Please leave a message after the beep.” And there is no beep. Saves me having to return a lot of calls.
My kids moved away from home. We haven’t talked in two years. We just leave messages on each others answering machines.
Another method to reduce the number of messages left on your answering machine – Put the message “We’re not home right now, we”ll return the call when we get back – in about three years.”
I proposed to my girlfriend by leaving a message on her answering machine. How was I to know she had a husband?
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Answering Machines – One Line Comments — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments — (from eGrumps) — May 16, 2010
People are living longer these days. When the Angel of Death calls, he gets an answering machine.
I just bought an answering machine. It’s not working too well. Maybe the fact that I don’t have a telephone has something to do with it.
Why is it that whenever you return a call left on your answering machine, you get the other person’s answering machine?
I’ve solved the problem of getting messages on my answering machine. It says, “Please leave a message after the beep.” And there is no beep. Saves me having to return a lot of calls.
My kids moved away from home. We haven’t talked in two years. We just leave messages on each others answering machines.
Another method to reduce the number of messages left on your answering machine – Put the message “We’re not home right now, we”ll return the call when we get back – in about three years.”
I proposed to my girlfriend by leaving a message on her answering machine. How was I to know she had a husband?
____________________________________________
Tags: Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Sunday, May 16th, 2010 at 12:06 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.