Sunday is Mother’s Day. All of you ladies out there who wish to become mothers, write me immediately and I’ll do my best to satisfy your wishes. Hurry, though, the supply of me is limited, and I’m tired just thinking of fulfilling my obligations.
Immature blog owners write pithy comments, mature blog owners steal pithy comments from others. (“That cannot apply to me, I haven’t stolen anything in about four hours.” eGrumps)
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Support wildlife!!! Throw a party.
“Money and women are the most sought after and least understood things of any that we have.” (Will Rogers)
“The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.”" (Eric Hoffer)
“Quit worrying about your health, it’ll go away” (Robert Orbin)
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Mother’s Day Suggestion (and other one-liners) – Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – May 8, 2010
Sunday is Mother’s Day. All of you ladies out there who wish to become mothers, write me immediately and I’ll do my best to satisfy your wishes. Hurry, though, the supply of me is limited, and I’m tired just thinking of fulfilling my obligations.
Immature blog owners write pithy comments, mature blog owners steal pithy comments from others. (“That cannot apply to me, I haven’t stolen anything in about four hours.” eGrumps)
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Support wildlife!!! Throw a party.
“Money and women are the most sought after and least understood things of any that we have.” (Will Rogers)
“The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.”" (Eric Hoffer)
“Quit worrying about your health, it’ll go away” (Robert Orbin)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, May 8th, 2010 at 3:04 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.