Sex is a three letter word which needs some old-fashioned four letter words to convey its true meaning.
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you into a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free, and worth every penny of it.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.
The game of love is never called off because of darkness.
Thou shalt not commit adultry, unless in the mood.
Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught.
Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics.
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Laws of Love and Related Activities – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — May 3, 2010
Sex is a three letter word which needs some old-fashioned four letter words to convey its true meaning.
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you into a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free, and worth every penny of it.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.
The game of love is never called off because of darkness.
Thou shalt not commit adultry, unless in the mood.
Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught.
Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics.
______________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Love, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, May 3rd, 2010 at 8:16 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.