Laws That Murphy Might Have Written – You Must Live By Them, or Else (you’ve been warned) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — April 26, 2010
EGrumps Law: There is an easier way to do it!
Kafka’s Law: In the fight between you and the world, back the world
Dentist’s Law: Toothaches always start on a Saturday night.
Surgeon’s Law: Never say “OOPs” in the Operating Room.
Losing Gambler’s Law: Certainly the game is rigged against me. I don’t let that stop me. If I don’t bet, I can’t win.
Cat Owner’s Law: Never try to outstubborn a cat.
eGrump’s Second Law: Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. (This is really important)
General Law of Humanity: The alternative to getting old is depressing.
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Laws That Murphy Might Have Written – You Must Live By Them, or Else (you’ve been warned) – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — April 26, 2010
EGrumps Law: There is an easier way to do it!
Kafka’s Law: In the fight between you and the world, back the world
Dentist’s Law: Toothaches always start on a Saturday night.
Surgeon’s Law: Never say “OOPs” in the Operating Room.
Losing Gambler’s Law: Certainly the game is rigged against me. I don’t let that stop me. If I don’t bet, I can’t win.
Cat Owner’s Law: Never try to outstubborn a cat.
eGrump’s Second Law: Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. (This is really important)
General Law of Humanity: The alternative to getting old is depressing.
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This entry was posted on Monday, April 26th, 2010 at 8:01 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.