Famous Maxims of Life for the Pessimist:
If you’re feeling good, don’t worry you’ll get over it.
When things can’t get any worse, don’t worry, they will.
When things are going well something will go wrong.
Any time things appear to be getting better, you have overlooked something.
The more time you spend on reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothinh you are doing.
You can’t guard against the arbitrary. If things were left to chance, they’d be better.
The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcase.
When all else fails, read the instructions
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Pessimists Maxims of Life – Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — April 22, 2010.
Famous Maxims of Life for the Pessimist:
If you’re feeling good, don’t worry you’ll get over it.
When things can’t get any worse, don’t worry, they will.
When things are going well something will go wrong.
Any time things appear to be getting better, you have overlooked something.
The more time you spend on reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothinh you are doing.
You can’t guard against the arbitrary. If things were left to chance, they’d be better.
The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcase.
When all else fails, read the instructions
_____________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.