These one-liners are dedicated to women, my favorite subject, but don’t tell Mrs. eGrumps. The quotations were made by some male chauvinist pigs, not like me. I’m a male chauvinist boar.
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.” (Lillian Day)
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing an awful lot” (Groucho Marx)
“Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.” (Jayne Mansfield)
“Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.” (Robin Morgan)
“Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.” (Richard Armour)
“My advice to the women clubs of America is raise more hell and fewer dahlias.” (William A. White)
“A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.” (Fred Allen)
“I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn’t last long.” (Shelley Winters)
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One-Line Jokes about Women – Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps – actually stolen by eGrumps) – April 18, 2010
These one-liners are dedicated to women, my favorite subject, but don’t tell Mrs. eGrumps. The quotations were made by some male chauvinist pigs, not like me. I’m a male chauvinist boar.
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.” (Lillian Day)
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing an awful lot” (Groucho Marx)
“Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.” (Jayne Mansfield)
“Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.” (Robin Morgan)
“Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.” (Richard Armour)
“My advice to the women clubs of America is raise more hell and fewer dahlias.” (William A. White)
“A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.” (Fred Allen)
“I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn’t last long.” (Shelley Winters)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit, Women Jokes
This entry was posted on Sunday, April 18th, 2010 at 9:07 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.