Quotations from Mae West, Mark Twain and from Others That Are Worth Stealing (from eGrumps) — April 13, 2010
“Its not the men in my life that count. It’s the life in my men.” (Mae West)
‘It is better to be looked over than to be overlooked.” (Mae West)
“The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts”(Paul Ehrlich)
“I always have a quotation for everything. It saves original thinking.” (Dorothy L. Sayers) “I agree.” (eGrumps)
“What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew no one had said it before.” (Mark Twain) “Is he accusing me of stealing other peoples quotations?” (eGrumps)
“No praying. It spoils business.” (Thomas Otway)
“I left England when I was four when I found out I could never be king.” (Bob Hope)
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Quotations from Mae West, Mark Twain and from Others That Are Worth Stealing (from eGrumps) — April 13, 2010
“Its not the men in my life that count. It’s the life in my men.” (Mae West)
‘It is better to be looked over than to be overlooked.” (Mae West)
“The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts”(Paul Ehrlich)
“I always have a quotation for everything. It saves original thinking.” (Dorothy L. Sayers) “I agree.” (eGrumps)
“What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew no one had said it before.” (Mark Twain) “Is he accusing me of stealing other peoples quotations?” (eGrumps)
“No praying. It spoils business.” (Thomas Otway)
“I left England when I was four when I found out I could never be king.” (Bob Hope)
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This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 13th, 2010 at 8:07 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.